Tuesday, March 24, 2015

15 Obvious Signs You're a Calgary Flames Fan Caught up in the Playoff Race

The NHL season is 167 days old and today is the 121st day the Calgary Flames have woken up in a playoff spot in the Western Conference.

However, as has been the case the entire time they have found themselves in this position, they could be back on the outside in no time as the defending Stanley Cup Champion Los Angeles Kings trail Calgary by only two points.

Fans of the Flames have been riding an emotional roller coaster all season and with 19 days to go in the regular season, there are no indications that this harrowing ride will come to an end anytime soon. Instead, tighten up that seatbelt as the speed and intensity is about to go up even more.


15 Signs You're a Flames Fan Caught up in the Playoff Race:

15. You've already been to the bottle depot four times this month.

14. You wake up in the middle of the night thinking about Deryk Engelland.

13. Everywhere you look -- the price of gas (95.9), the FM station you're listening to (96.9), what you actually see is the projected point total Calgary will need to make the playoffs.

12. You've cancelled your weekend camping reservations for all of May.

11. You couldn't care less about Connor McDavid.

10. You're looking forward to watching the Minnesota Wild play on a Tuesday.

9. You spend more time on NHL GameCenter than on Facebook.

8. You've replaced the Nieuwendyk name bar on your No. 25 Flames jersey with Bollig.

7. Your lotto 649 numbers this week are 4, 7, 13, 17, 23, 24

6. You can't remember your wedding anniversary but without hesitation can recite the remaining schedules for the Kings, Jets, Wild and Canucks.

5. You're agitated, emotionally unstable, sleep deprived and your nerves are shot... and that's the good news.

4. The last five entries in your Google search history are:
  • Torn biceps tendon recovery time
  • Kingston Frontenacs playoff schedule
  • Hotels near Rogers Arena
  • Where to buy a fire helmet
  • Has Devan Dubnyk ever had the mumps

3. You're cheering for the Edmonton Oilers.

2. You understand Pat Steinberg's Flames magic number and can also explain it to others.

1. You can't get Evanescence out of your head.
    (Flames intro song, circa 2004 playoffs)



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