Or, make that jabbering. Or jawing. Or taunting.
The NHL now tracks a statistic called 'Minor Pen Dr/60'. It is the number of minor penalties taken against a player, divided by their ice time, multiplied by 60 to represent an entire game.
NHL - Penalties Drawn Per 60 Minutes (as of Dec. 29, 2016)
1. Garnet Hathaway, CGY, 3.08
2. Matthew Tkachuk CGY, 2.92
3. Matt Martin TOR, 2.56
4. Darren Helm DET, 2.32
5. Ryan Hartman CHI, 2.12
Ivy League-educated at Brown University. Friendly and personable off the ice. It's hard to imagine when you see Hathaway out there getting the opposition so riled up that it is the same guy.
"We all have our in-game face," says the 25-year-old right winger with a wry smile. "A big part of my game is trying to agitate guys and get them off their game and all the time, just trying to keep my feet moving. They took a lot of the holding and the hooking out of the game so that's one way you can draw penalties."
He brings that same approach every time he steps on the ice no matter who he is up against. The name bar on the back of the jersey is inconsequential.
"He's another guy that's just in the game. He plays every shift like it's his last shift," says coach Glen Gulutzan. "He brings energy to our group and you can feel that energy in our locker room. I think even fans can feel that energy outside in watching the games.
"He gives you 100 percent every time he's on the ice. He doesn't let anybody off the hook. He finishes all of his checks. He's not afraid to walk the line as far as playing in your face and bending the rules and he makes other guys angry at him."
Contributions from a fourth line are often overlooked in a world where game highlights focus on goals and the existence of hockey pools send fans scouring through scoring summaries.
But they are not underappreciated behind the Flames dressing room doors.
"There are a lot of aspects of this game that are not tracked by stats," Hathaway says. "Stuff that people inside this locker room will notice with guys in this room. Little attributes that are small details but that's how you win games."
"We all have our checklist. I try to get on the body as much as I can. I take pride in my puck possession or puck control and no turnovers when you're getting to the blueline," says Hathaway. "I also try to get to the net front a lot and that's another thing that's not really counted. If you watch the video, a lot of guys on this team take a beating standing in front of the net. They may not get a point from it, but we may score with their screen."
The fourth line has enjoyed modest offensive success this year too. Stajan, who is the lynchpin at centre on that unit, already has 14 points and the season is not yet half-over. This is after the two previous years in which he contributed just 17 points apiece.
"I've pretty much been on the fourth line the last three years and I feel this year, we have been more effective. Creating more and just providing energy for our club," Stajan says. "We're given a lot more responsibility with D-zone draws and we have the confidence of the coaching staff and we want to really do a good job as we know it's important. If you look at the good teams in the league, the fourth line has got to be effective."
The external accolades may not be that plentiful when you're cast in a defensive role and only playing 8-12 minutes per night, but that group can be a key part of the puzzle.
"The guys that are on the penalty kill and play more of a defensive role, you get less of the glory when you look at the stats, but within the team, you know what everybody's job is and our line and Backlund's line take a bulk of the D-zone draws and you take pride in that," says Stajan.
Contributing to the Offence in Different Ways
While the fourth line may not produce that much offence themselves, they can still very much contribute to that part of the game indirectly.
"You try and put the next line in a good position to score," Stajan says. "If we start in our end, we want to finish that shift in the other end so we can get Johnny (Gaudreau) out there in an offensive situation. That's how a team works, you build towards scoring goals and that's why we've been effective."
The value of Hathaway's NHL-best ability to return to the bench as his team heads onto the man advantage is accentuated these days with Calgary owning the best power play in the league since mid-November.
Flames special teams over the last 21 games, dating back to Nov. 15:— Darren Haynes (@DarrenWHaynes) December 28, 2016
- 1st on PP, 18-for-67, 26.9%
- 5th on PK, 67-for-76, 88.2%
Gulutzan suggests it's his Ivy League education showing through.
"They've got these high IQs and they're very street smart, they're very intelligent and they play the game with such passion. They're willing to fight and they're willing to do anything," says Calgary's coach. "Hath doesn't say much, it's not from verbal, it's all about his actions and that's the best type of player. Everyone on the other team knows when he's out there."
So do fans these days because it seems to be as simple as they win when he's in. Calgary has won nine consecutive games with Hathaway in uniform. They've lost three in a row with him as a scratch. Grey Cup Sunday over a month ago was the last time the Flames lost a game in which Hathaway was in the line-up.
"Everyone on this team has their role and teams that build in those individual roles are successful," says Hathaway. "Plus it always helps when we win. Obviously, that's the biggest part."
Legitimately holding down a wild card spot in the Western Conference now and no longer in such a position only because of an inflated amount of games played, it's taken a total team effort to get there and that includes not just the top nine up front, but the entire dozen.
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Recent Flames Reading:
- Good Vibrations: Arrival of Barrie Boys Has Provided Boost to the Stockton Heat - Forget the Beach Boys, now Northern California has its own act. Ryan Huska and Brad Pascall chat about Andrew Mangiapane and Rasmus Andersson's strong starts. (December 27, 2016)
- Ho Ho Ho! Eight Presents For Flames Fans Found Under this Year's Christmas Tree - I examine eight gifts fans received that came from a variety of people including Eric Staal, Glen Gulutzan, Dave Cameron, Garnet Hathaway, Jim Benning and others. (December 24, 2016)
- FF80F Podcast: Episode 10 - World Junior Championships Edition with Aaron Vickers - Talking Flames prospects at the WJC with NHL.com's Calgary correspondent. Also revisited recent drafts from a Flames perspective and tackled reader questions. (December 23, 2016)
- Picking up the Pieces: Goaltending Much Better After Being Blown Up - Determined to get better and deeper, Flames moved on from five goalies with NHL experience last summer and brought in five replacements -- and it's worked. (December 19, 2016)